🎭💀💣 Hold onto your popcorn, fam, because John Wick’s universe just pulled a ballerina-style pirouette into chaos with *From the World of John Wick: Ballerina*! 🩰💥 So apparently, Ana de Armas is out here pirouetting and decapitating bad guys like it’s a 2-for-1 sale on violence 😂🔥. Think Assassin's Creed meets Swan Lake but with more blood and less awkward ballet recitals. Fr fr, if you thought your Tuesday was boring, welcome to the best excuse to say "I'm just here for the plot" while your friends thrust their phones into your face 🥴🤳. Now streaming on Starz (yeah, that service that everyone forgot about 🤡), so get your wallet ready cause nothing screams “adventure” like yet another subscription to a service you didn’t ask for 🤷‍♂️💸. We’ve also got *The Continental: From the World of John Wick* - a prequel series that’s basically John Wick’s backstory, but also not because we love to confuse ourselves 🙃🤦‍♂️. ✨👀 Here’s a leaked convo with the fictional studio execs: **Exec 1:** "Should we get more Keanu?" **Exec 2:** "Nah, let’s just have Ana make killer dance moves. 🕺💀" **Exec 1:** "Stonks!💰" My prediction? By 2025, we’ll have a whole John Wick ballerina universe, and Keanu will be the emotional support ghost everyone talks to about their feelings. 👻💔 *Ballerina 2: The Rise of the Sleepy Twerkers* is already in the works—mark my words! 🚀💫