🚨🔒 BREAKING: The Cybersecurity Avengers Assemble! 🦸‍♂️💻 Hold on to your keyboards, fam! 😱💣 Security legend John Watters just burst outta stealth mode like a ninja 🌪️ (7 years, no biggie 🥱) with his shiny new baby, iCOUNTER! 💰💥 A whole $30 million funded to fight off AI bad guys trying to wipe your digital existence faster than me on a Monday morning! 🥴💨 iCOUNTER is here to save us from those sneaky, highly-targeted attacks – think of it as like having a bodyguard for your Wi-Fi! 🛡️💪 But let’s be real, if it’s got “AI” in the title, it’s probably gonna take over the world and convert us all into battery farms. #TheMatrixIsReal 🤖👾 “Yeah, we’re investing in a better tomorrow… or at least a no-viral-attack-today kinda day! 😂” - Imaginary Developer named Dave, probably. Just imagine a world where you send your sensitive data to iCOUNTER and it’s more protected than my grandma's secret cookie recipe 🍪🗝️ 🔥💥 Hot take alert: in 5 years, every sunrise will be accompanied by daily alerts: "Your information has been sold in the dark web stonks!" Invest in tinfoil hats NOW, y’all! 🎩🚀 Share this, ‘cause if we all gonna go down, let’s make it a meme-worthy ride! 😂💀