🗣️💥 BREAKING NEWS: WE’RE GETTING A SECOND AIR BUD DEEP DIVE!!! (And no, we’re not talking about the inside of your grandma's purse 👜👵) Y’all, John Oliver just slapped the snooze button off the wall and resurrected the one-and-only AIR BUD franchise in a 20-minute YouTube rant that is more riveting than your last Zoom meeting! 😱🎬 Who knew a Golden Retriever could lead an empire that makes the Marvel universe look like a high school play? 😂📽️ In a shocking twist—wait for it—his next installment is called "Air Bud Returns," and it’s not about him running for mayor, though I’d vote for him fr fr 🗳️🐕. Rumor has it the casting call is just dogs pretending to be good boys—bring your water bowls, folks! 💦🐾 John literally left no tennis ball unthrown, dropping nuggets of wisdom like a confused philosopher who mistook the dog park for Plato’s cave. 🧠🔥💰 💯 Here’s a hilarious quote I "leaked" from an imaginary conversation with the dev team: “Why do we keep making Air Bud movies? Because the money is like dog treats—endless! 🤑🐶” 🚀 So here’s my hot take: 2026 will be the year of the canine cinematic universe; get ready for the Air Bud-iverse, where every pet plays a hero! 🦸‍♂️ Just remember: While you’re out there living your best life, Air Bud is out here fetching the bag! 💸💥 #Stonks #AirBudOrDieTrying