"John Oliver roasts Trump for beefing with colleges like he's still in high school. ๐๐ #EpicFail"
๐จ๐ฅBREAKING: #JohnOliver vs. #Trump: The Ultimate Battle of the Egos! ๐ฅ๐ So, last night, our fave British sass master, John Oliver, ๐ฅ๐ threw down the gauntlet against Trump, and it was juicier than a TikTok dance-off! ๐๐พ Apparently, The Donald is trying to flex on colleges like they're his personal playground! ๐ฐ๐คก ๐จโ๐ซ๐ธ You thought Twitter feuds were wild? Nah fam, this is about Trump trying to put colleges in a chokehold like it's a BTS fan cam at a concert! ๐๐ Harvard better watch outโ#BigBrainTrump is sliding into their DMs demanding a wishlist that sounds like a mix between "I want to be President" and "Please, give me your lunch money!" ๐ณ๐ฐ โHey, Harvard, just let me know where to send the check for my demands, I mean, uh, donations. ๐คญ๐ตโ - Leaked quote from Trump's inner circle. (Definitely real, not fake ๐ค) This is the equivalent of a kid at summer camp tying the teacher to the tree and yelling โYouโll pay for this!โ ๐คฃ๐. ๐**Hot take alert:** In 2024, colleges are gonna start offering degrees in "Advanced Trumpology" as a survival tactic. ๐ฅ๐ Share this or suffer in silence while you scroll through academic memes. ๐๐ #ThisIsFine #Stonks
