🚨💥BREAKING: #JohnOliver vs. #Trump: The Ultimate Battle of the Egos! 🔥👀 So, last night, our fave British sass master, John Oliver, 🔥💔 threw down the gauntlet against Trump, and it was juicier than a TikTok dance-off! 💃👾 Apparently, The Donald is trying to flex on colleges like they're his personal playground! 🏰🤡 👨‍🏫💸 You thought Twitter feuds were wild? Nah fam, this is about Trump trying to put colleges in a chokehold like it's a BTS fan cam at a concert! 📚💀 Harvard better watch out—#BigBrainTrump is sliding into their DMs demanding a wishlist that sounds like a mix between "I want to be President" and "Please, give me your lunch money!" 😳💰 “Hey, Harvard, just let me know where to send the check for my demands, I mean, uh, donations. 🤭💵” - Leaked quote from Trump's inner circle. (Definitely real, not fake 🤔) This is the equivalent of a kid at summer camp tying the teacher to the tree and yelling “You’ll pay for this!” 🤣💀. 🌌**Hot take alert:** In 2024, colleges are gonna start offering degrees in "Advanced Trumpology" as a survival tactic. 💥🚀 Share this or suffer in silence while you scroll through academic memes. 📚📉 #ThisIsFine #Stonks