🔥🎉 Ladies and gents, gather 'round, 'cause John Oliver just hosted a TED Talk on why gang databases are more dangerous than your WiFi password getting leaked 🤯💀! In the latest episode of "Last Week Tonight," our favorite British bloke with a haircut that defies gravity 🚀 is diving into the shady abyss of gang databases like he’s Scrooge McDuck swimming in the coins of knowledge 🐦💰. Imagine a Netflix documentary where half the cast is actually the FBI and the other half is innocent folks just trying to order a pizza 🍕😂. He pointed out how these databases can ruin lives faster than a TikTok trend goes out of style – that’s some serious cringe right there 🚨👀. And rumor has it, a "catchphrase" leaked from an imaginary dev meeting on this topic: “If you’re not a gang member, why should you be in the database? 🤔🤖” *cue awkward applause* Drake is out here pointing at that huge **NO STONKS** emoji because the risk-to-reward ratio of these databases is, like, 0.00001%! ⚠️ Here’s my hot take: In 5 years, we’ll have gang databases running for office - they’ll probably have better platforms than most politicians. Buckle up, buttercups! 🚨🔥✨ #ThisIsFine #Unhinged