🚨🔥 BREAKING NEWS IN THE LAND OF BILLION DOLLAR MOUSE TRADE: John Oliver just dropped a truth bomb on Jimmy Kimmel’s suspension, and it’s hotter than your grandma’s secret chili recipe! 🌶️💥 So, ol' Johnny boy hit up the airwaves on "Last Week Tonight" looking like he just stepped out of a time machine from 2016, and guess what? He’s got something *juicy* to say to Disney CEO Bob Iger – a man who’s probably still finding his keys at this point. 🤡🔑 “Hey Bob, yo! While you're busy counting your stonks 📈 like this is a Monopoly game, maybe consider letting the late-night legends live? Because if we wanted to watch a bunch of grown adults cry about their jobs, we’d just tune into an Apple event. 🍏👀 #Cooked” 🚫🤖 Meanwhile, Kimmel’s suspension is like me trying to play the ukulele—CRINGE. What’s next? Are they gonna pull out their Disney magic wand and silence every comedian? Like, c'mon fam, why not just put a 'This Is Fine' meme on the late-night TV screen? 😏💀 But here’s the tea: If Disney keeps acting like a heavily caffeinated raccoon with a bad haircut, we’re gonna need a “John Oliver + Kimmel” collab faster than I can say “Galaxy Brain!” 🧠🌌 Prediction time: In 2024, we’ll have comedians negotiating their contracts in Fortnite emotes. No cap! 💰🚀 #MemeMagic