🎬 Yo, fam! Joe Hill, the literary legend and son of the king himself, Stephen King, just revealed his *epic* secret sauce for writing a screenplay every year! 🍔🍟 And no, it’s NOT just the dough 💰💰 – this dude is just vibin’ in the writer's dojo, channeling his inner Picasso while the rest of us are still stuck in the "I’ll start my novel next week" phase! 🤡💀 So, while you’re busy scrolling TikTok or crying in a corner about your life choices, Joe's out there flexing with adaptations like "The Black Phone" and his *new hotness*, *King Sorrow*! 📖➡️📺 Can we talk about how he’s out here like Drake pointing to the screenwriting throne, just chillin’? 😎 “Not for the money,” says Joe, like a true *based* legend. "Just for kicks and storytelling prowess, fr fr." Leaked quote from Joe: “Writing screenplays is my cardio. Those Netflix checks are just a bonus. 💸💪" 🔥 Hot take alert: in 5 years, Hill will have more adaptations than Disney has retcons! Mark my words – we’re living in the Age of Joe! 🧠💥 Share this if you wanna be part of the chaos! 💥🚀 #JoeHillIsKing #AdaptationStation #MemeQueen