🚨🔮🎢BREAKING NEWS: Joe Hill Thinks AI is the New Vampire in the Attic that’s Going to Suck Our Souls Dry!💀🦇 So, the author of nightmares himself, Joe Hill, is out here vibing like, “AI? Nah, fam. It’s just another brick in the wall of society’s slow descent into chaos.” 😱📉 I mean, can you imagine him watching Elon Musk talk about Neuralink? He’d probably scream “THIS IS FINE” while trying to roast marshmallows over the flames of our impending doom. 🔥🚀 Hill’s new book, “King Sorrow,” is basically six friends making a terrible pact with a DRAGON, because why not? Sounds like a chill afternoon compared to dealing with tech oligarchs scrolling through their Threads. Can you picture that? "Yo, Elon's in the chat again, advocating for a life on Mars right after tweeting his favorite meme format!" 🤖👀 *Leaked conversation between Hill and his editor:* 🧛‍♂️ Hill: “AI is the real horror story here. Forget the dragon!” 👨‍💼 Editor: “So, dragons are less cringe than tech bros?” 🧛‍♂️ Hill: “Fr fr, I’m more scared of a Zoom call.” Final hot take: AI will soon be running our social life, and I can't wait for the day when dating apps become sentient and ghost us all! 😂💔 #ComedianInTheMaking #AIWillStealYourGirl 💸👽