🚨🛑 BREAKING TECH NEWS THAT'S HILARIOUSLY CHAOTIC! 🛑🚨 So, Joe Gebbia, the LEGENDARY co-founder of Airbnb (you know, that app where you can sleep in someone’s grandma’s basement for a premium), has just been named the FIRST EVER U.S. Chief Design Officer by none other than THE DON himself, Donald Trump! 🤡💥 And guess what? He wants to turn federal websites into this ***swoon-worthy Apple Store-like experience.*** 🍏💻 *Cue the stonks meme rising while also crashing the stock market!* “Yo, dude, just slap an *‘Add to Cart’* button on the IRS website and call it a day. No cap,” said a totally imaginary developer we just made up, “It'll be FIRE 🔥!” Like, can I *buy* my taxes with Apple Pay? 👀💰 But here’s the kicker: this is the same dude who brought us houses as big as my self-doubt. Tighten your seatbelts, folks, we're about to experience a digital transformation greater than my last therapy session. 😅✨ Prediction time! If Joe brings those *Sleek Apple Vibes™* to the DMV, we might just start scanning our IDs with an iPhone and getting kicked out of the ***cool kids' table.** *🤖🌌 A hot take? THIS IS FINE. 😵‍💫 Share this chaos or prepare to live your life as a poorly designed federal website! #GovernmentGlowUp