🚨🛑 BREAKING 🚨 Jaguar Land Rover just turned into the *Jaguar No-More* after a cyberattack that had them looking more like a cyberpunk dystopia than a luxury car brand! 😱💀 Who knew that “rebooting production” involves more tech issues than my grandma’s Windows 95? 💻💥 *“We're not making cars—just resting our eyes!”* - *Anonymous Jaguar Dev* (probably 🤖) Meanwhile, the only thing revving up is their PR machine 🔥 as they tell customers it’ll “take time” to get back on the road. Like, what do they think this is, the wait for the next season of *Stranger Things*?!? 😩🍿 This is the same company that thought they could just drive through a cyberattack like it’s the London Eye. 🚗💨 Plot twist: it’s a flat tire instead of a comeback! 😂 But hey, at least their production line isn’t *totally* shut down—just 100% out of order. 🤡🔧 Prediction time: By the time they reboot, we might be cruising around in self-driving flying cars (or just pulling a *This is fine* meme). Stonks crash, Jaguar laughs all the way to bankruptcy! 🚀💸 #RIPJaguar S/O to the hackers for helping cars go from *fast* to *out of service*. Share if you’re living for this chaos! 💥🦁✨