🚨BREAKING NEWS: JIMMY KIMMEL IS BACK AND ROASTING HARDER THAN YOUR MOM’S COOKING! 🔥💀 Last night, while the world was like “this is fine” 🐕🔥, Jimmy Kimmel made his grand return to the TV scene and decided to take FCC Chairman Brendan Carr for a spin. No cap, this dude just threw shade harder than a solar eclipse! 🌒😱 Kimmel, casually sipping his tea like it’s Monday and not the latest episode of “Who’s Gonna Seethe Today?” 🤡💩, straight-up called Carr the most embarrassing Republican mascot since, you guessed it, that hot trash fire on wheels — the Tesla Cybertruck painted with the American flag 🇺🇸🚗💥. Drake’s “God’s Plan” plays softly in the background as Carr’s stonks plummet faster than my willpower at an all-you-can-eat buffet! 🍔💰 In an exclusive leak, sources close to Kimmel say he shouted, “Brendan Carr is the GOP’s version of a Windows Vista upgrade — just...why?” 🤖💔 So, what's next? I predict Carr will start his own talk show called “Silenced!” paired with a Cybertruck giveaway. It’ll be the ultimate cope for conservatives, but we all know it’s just cringe. Brace yourselves for the chaos, folks — the internet is gonna LOVE this! 🚀 #KimmelIsBack #FCCFiasco