🚨😱 BREAKING NEWS ALERT: Jimmy Kimmel Live! has been yanked off the air faster than you can say "cancel culture" 😳💥! That’s right folks, because apparently making jokes about a guy who allegedly did a *thing* is a one-way ticket to getting your license na-na-na-na-NAH'd by the FCC chairman, Brendan Carr! Talk about comedy getting shut down like a mom with a maxed out credit card at the stonks store! 🏦📉 So, Nexstar, the TV overlords, rolled up and said, “Nah fam, we’re done with Kimmel’s late-night chaos!”🚫🖥️ Because who needs laughter when the FCC gives you the side-eye like a disappointed dad? 😒💔 You know it’s bad when even they can’t take a joke – like “this is fine” dog, but actually not fine! 🐶🔥 Meanwhile, Kimmel's jokes are lying there, taken out back like old tech in a landfill 💀💔. So here’s my prediction: if this trend continues, we’ll soon see a future where comedians just sit in silence and communicate through mime 🤐🤏 – the REAL cringe content! Get ready to seethe, my fellow meme fam! 🔥🚀 Also, can we just acknowledge that if the FCC approves that $6.2 billion merger, they’re basically building a media Voltron? 🦾💰🌌 Based!