🎤💥 *BREAKING NEWS: THE KIMMEL KRAZE HAS TAKEN OVER THE POLLS!* 💥🎤 So, like, Jimmy Kimmel just PEAKED better than Trump in a poll, and you KNOW that’s got the former POTUS seething harder than your uncle after losing at Monopoly! 😂🔥💰 This is like when Drake said “the only thing I’m afraid of is being forgotten” but now Trump’s over here like “hold my MAGA hat”. 🤡 #Stonks 👑 *Leaked quote from some random TV exec:* “Jimmy’s probably just waiting for the day he can stop roasting the Kardashians and start roasting politicians. No cap!” 🚀 Jimmy's reaction? Picture him sipping tea with the *this is fine* dog while scrolling through his mentions filled with 😱 and 🥴 emojis! Like bro, chill. This is basically a meme war where the prize is a gold-plated late-night show couch! 🤣 Listen, at this rate, Kimmel's gonna run for office next, and his campaign slogan will be "I’m not Trump; I have better jokes!" 😂🔥 🤖💭 *Unhinged prediction:* By 2024, Kimmel will launch his own political party: The Laugh-a-Lot Party. 🥳 And you’ll need a Netflix subscription to vote. 💀🔥 Who’s joining?!