🎤💥 BREAKING NEWS from the Late Night Comedy Wars! Jimmy Kimmel just hit us with a MONSTER roast over Trump’s “cancellation” prediction. Like, who knew political commentary could serve up the hottest of tea? ☕💅 So while Kimmel was off vibing on vacay for TWO MONTHS (must be nice, bro! 🏖️), Trump was busy tweeting like he’s a bored teenager texting his ex. “Kimmel is NEXT to go in the almost as untalented Late Night Sweepstakes” 😂 — can we get that on a T-shirt? I mean, #DrakePointing meme material right there. Kimmel clapped back harder than your Wi-Fi in a house with too many devices! 💪 He dusted off his comedy mic and said, “If Trump thinks I'm going anywhere, he probably also thinks he can build a wall out of marshmallows.” 🏰☁️ That's the kind of KING energy we need! 🔥🚀 Oh, and let’s not forget the imaginary convo we’re all THINKING about: **Trump:** “I’ll be the last one standin’!” **Kimmel:** “Bro, you’re about as relevant as Myspace. 🥴” In conclusion: prepare for more late-night drama than a breakup season of The Bachelor! Kimmel's not going anywhere! 🔥📺 Hot take? I predict Kimmel will start a Late Night Olympics - the opening ceremony will feature Trump trying to juggle ratings while balancing an ego 🤡💀. #Stonksbaby 🤑