🚨🌟 **BREAKING NEWS: JIMMY KIMMEL ROASTS THE FCC LIKE IT’S A 3 AM LATE-NIGHT DINNER!** 🌟🚨 So, Kimmel popped back on TV like he was just chilling in the fridge, right? 🥶💀 But this time, he didn’t just return—he straight-up dropped the *SAVAGE* bomb on FCC Chair, Brendan Carr! BOOM! 🧨💥 Kimmel was like, "Brendan, bro, who even invited you to the roast?" 🤡🔥 In a monologue that was hotter than your ex’s TikTok dance moves, he called out Carr for pulling a total **CENSORSHIP** move like it’s 1984. You know, the kind of vibe where even the *Meme Lords* are shaking in their booties. 😱👟 📺🌌 Meanwhile, Robert De Niro popped in like, "I’m here for the drama!" 🤵💰 (Because who wouldn’t want to play a **CENSORS GONE WILD** FCC Chair?! 🎭). Honestly, we’re just waiting for a spin-off series: *De Niro in Censorship Land*. 🎬🔥 Reminded of how comedians struggle in totalitarian regimes and realizing they’re just 2 keyboard warriors away from being shut down like your WiFi on a Monday morning. 😬💔 #ThisIsFine Anyway, mark my words: in 2024, Kimmel’s gonna run for President with a platform of *Free Memes and Hot Takes!* 🚀💥 **Sooooo... who’s joining the campaign?** Stonks, anyone? 💸📈