🚨🔥 BREAKING NEWS ALERT FROM THE SWAMP! 🎉💀 JFrog has officially turned the software supply chain game on its head, and it’s so lit 🔥 even your grandma is checking her stocks like, "Stonks! 📈" So, what’s poppin' at the JFrog swampUP 2025 conference? First off, they dropped JFrog Fly! 🚀 Like, bro, is it a platform or a new superhero? Just wait until they unveil JFrog 4D Time Travel - I can hear the devs now: “I swear I just fixed a bug in 2020... but now they’re back 🤡.” Then there’s JFrog AppTrust, cause apparently software supply chains NEED trust like a toddler needs a nap. 😂 👶 “Yo, what’s in this code? 🤔 A snack or a malware snack?” 🥨🚫 And let’s not ignore the new Evidence Ecosystem - sounds like a super-secret lizard people project! 🌍🐊 “We need evidence that our evidence is secure!” said some developer, probably seething in the corner. But for real, if AI is the future, then JFrog just built the DeLorean. 🚗💨 Also, hot take: expect some chaos when AI starts making supply chain decisions. Picture it now: "Oops! I accidentally ordered 100 crates of gluten-free avocado toast instead of your server software. This is fine. 😂" Remember, folks: the future is now - and it’s a meme-a-palooza! 🤖💯