🚨🤡 **BREAKING NEWS: Your AirTag Can Now Break Up with Luggage on JetBlue!** ✈️💔 🎉 So, AirTags just got a juicier update that makes them the *ultimate* travel companion! That’s right folks, JetBlue is now elbowing in on the tracking game, making sure your luggage doesn’t go all ‘Finding Nemo’ when you check it in. 🌊🐠 🔥 Now, you can keep tabs on your bags like a hawk with tech so lit, even your grandma would say, “That’s *based*!” 🦉💰 So, what does this mean? It means no more “This is fine” meme when you find out your suitcase ended up on a one-way trip to Bermuda while you’re stuck in seat 22B. 💀👀 Imagine this convo in the JetBlue break room: **Developer:** “We finally made AirTags talk to JetBlue! 🗣️” **Coworker:** "Is this a stonks moment or just pure chaos?" **Developer:** “Both. But mostly chaos.” 😂💸 But wait! 🚀 Hot take alert: Soon enough, we’ll be able to locate exes with AirTags too—because let's be real, what’s more *cringe* than breaking up at the baggage claim? 💔👀🚀 So, pack your bags and grab your AirTags, because in the travel game, the ONLY thing that stays lost… is your dignity! 😈✨ #ChaoticAirTagVibes