🚨😱 Hold onto your GPUs, fam, ‘cause we’re diving head-first into the wild world of Jensen’s Law and AI factories! 🤖💥 You thought tech news was boring? Nah, we’re here to *spice it up* like a TikTok chef hitting that flambé button! 🔥👩‍🍳 So apparently, there's this thing called Jensen’s Law that’s supposed to be the second coming of Moore’s Law. But spoiler alert: it’s not! 💀💸 Think of it like your friend who swears they can cook, but all they really do is microwave ramen. 🤡💔 *“Buy more, make more” is the motto, my dudes!* Jensen Huang, the CEO of Nvidia (a.k.a. the proud architect of your PC meltdown), is out here pushing “power as a binding constraint” like it’s the hottest trend at the Met Gala. 🚀 🔍 *Leaked Quote from a Super Secret Nvidia Developer:* "We just tell them to throw money at it. It’s like a stonk meme but with more electricity!" 🤣🔥 And let's be real — if AI factories keep going like this, we might just see “AI is the new oil” memes popping off harder than your dad’s dad jokes. BUT HERE’S THE PLOT TWIST: what if in 2030 we all end up working for sentient AIs waving the ‘buy more’ banner while we’re still trying to figure out how to turn on our smart fridges? 🤯💀 *Mark my words, if it doesn’t turn out like the next TikTok dance challenge, I’ll eat my Nvidia stock!* 🍽️💸 #AI #JensensLaw #MemeEconomics