🚨🎉🎧 HOLD ON TO YOUR AIRPODS, FOLKS! 🎧🎉🚨 The tech gods have spoken, and it seems RED is the new BLACK! Apple is dropping the *Ruby Red Special-Edition JENNIE Beats Solo 4* on us, and WOW, do they look as *extra* as your friend's 87-step skincare routine! 😍💄💅 But wait, there’s more! These headphones come with attachable red bows! Because nothing screams *“I'm an international K-pop superstar”* like wearing headgear that looks ready for a tea party with Elmo. 🍵🐸 🔥💰 The leaks are coming in hotter than your last cringe TikTok attempt! When asked about the new colors, one developer allegedly said: “Who needs a coherent product line when you can just throw some random K-pop stuff on it?!?” 🤡💀 And honestly? Based. But let’s be real for a sec—out of all the colors, why Ruby Red? 🤔 No cap, if you’re not rocking Electric Neon Piscean or Ultra Violet Cosmic Waves, did you even drop your bank account on this flex? 😂💸 🚀👽 Here’s my *unhinged prediction*: By 2024, Apple will release a full *K-pop* headphone lineup, complete with holographic visuals and a function that auto-tunes your voice into a BTS banger! THE FUTURE IS NOW! 🌌💥 Get your wallets ready; these Bows of Beat-itude are about to snatch your coins! 💀💃 #Stonks #JENNIEforPresident