👀💥BREAKING: Jeff Dean is flexing harder than your uncle at Thanksgiving dinner! 🦃💪 This guy co-founded Google Brain (yeah, the one that makes your phone too smart for its own good) and now he’s out here like, "Let’s invest in 37 AI startups!” 🤖💰 Imagine being rich enough to just throw your cash around like confetti at a wedding 🎉💸 No cap, this is some serious angel investor energy, folks. Jeff's basically saying, "Stonks? Nah, fam—I'm making 'AI-nks' instead!" 🤡🚀 In the words of one “leaked” Google intern, “Jeff just saw a cute little AI startup and said, ‘Why not 37?’. Tell me I’m wrong!" 😂🔥 Meanwhile, the real tech startups are like, “This is fine.” 😅 But let’s be real—are we living in the 2023 version of the Great Silicon Valley Gold Rush? 🚀💀 🔥🔥Hot Take Alert: In two years, we’re all gonna be owned by AI, and Jeff Dean will be sitting atop a virtual throne made of cryptocurrency and failed startup dreams. Get ready for *King Jeff I* ruling over his robot minions! 🤖👑🔥 Share this chaos or seethe in jealousy! 👇😜