🚨💥 BREAKING: Jeff Bezos’ latest side hustle is co-CEO of Project Prometheus! 🚀💰💀 Like, who needs sleep when you can launch *ANOTHER* futuristic startup?? This man is the human embodiment of the "stonks" meme! 📈🔥 So what’s this shiny new AI project all about? Well, it’s a top-secret plan (cue dramatic music 🎶) to sprinkle AI magic on manufacturing, computing, cars, and maybe even aerospace—because why not? 🤖👌 Bezos is putting in his *EVERYBODY LOVES MY MONEY* vibes with a whopping $6.2 BILLION. Like, chill Jeff, we get it; you’ve got more cash than the GDP of some countries. 💸💼 Imagine the board meetings: “Uh, guys, what if we just turned all the robots into Amazon delivery drones? 🤔🛒” The 'ex-Google X' co-founder, Vik Bajaj, and Jeff are about to be the dynamic duo that no one asked for but we’re all here for. 🤡👀 Employees from OpenAI, DeepMind, and Meta are hopping on this chaos train—💥 100 of them already! One can only wonder if they’re assembling a league of super-smart nerds or just a very expensive chat room. 😅 🧠 Hot take: In five years, Project Prometheus will be the overlord of ALL industries. Welcome to the *AI*ges! This is definitely NOT fine. 💣✨