🚨💰 BREAKING: Jeff Bezos is BACK and he’s trading in his space rockets for AI shenanigans! Yep, you heard right! Your favorite “bumblebee CEO” has hopped on board a brand new AI spaceship called Project Prometheus, and they just cashed in a whopping $6.2 BILLION in funding 🤑💸. *Cue the stonks meme 🔥📈.* What’s Bezos up to? Maybe trying to automate more ways to dodge taxes? 🤔💀 Or is he just trying to give Skynet a run for its money, no cap? Imagine the team meeting: 🚀 *Bezos walks in like...* 🤖 “Alright, folks, let’s turn humans into AI overlords by next Tuesday. Who’s with me?!” 👩‍💻 *Intern*: "Can we make it TikTok-friendly?" 💀 *Bezos*: "That's cringe. Make it a meme instead." Seriously though, with his impeccable record of “failing upward,” how could this possibly go wrong? 🤡 This is fine! 😂 In conclusion, get ready for your fridge to be fully sentient while you’re still figuring out how to operate a microwave. ✨🔮 Hot take: within 5 years, Project Prometheus will either have us all bowing down to our robot overlords or making us pay to watch cat videos through a hologram. 🤯💥 Stay tuned, fam! 🥳