🚀✨ BREAKING: Jeff Bezos is back in the *tech kitchen*, cooking up some astronomical chaos with a new AI startup called PROJECT PROMETHEUS! 🤖💰 You heard that right! This isn’t just another boring tech startup; it’s like if Elon Musk and Iron Man had a baby in space. 💥💫 🔍 According to the *definitely not a secret leak* from some random Twitter user, Bezos is flexing a whopping $6.2 BILLION 💸 for a venture that promises to make AIs that learn from the REAL WORLD, not just AI chatbots pretending to be human. Like, bro, we get it, your chatbot can't replace my sarcasm! 🤦‍♂️ 😤 Bezos is teaming up with Vik Bajaj, the co-CEO who’s worked on cooler stuff than I can even comprehend. No cap, Bajaj’s resume looks like the tech version of the Avengers.💥 They say they wanna make machines that help with engineering and manufacturing—like automated rocket builders or something. Bruh, that’s just a fancy way of saying they’re building a robot army to take over, right? 🤖💀 🔮 Hot take: In 5 years, we’ll be launching AI-enhanced rockets that also tell you why this is fine while they blast into outer space. 🌌🔥 GET READY TO SEETHE, SPACE DADS! In the meantime, remember to HODL your stonks, because this is only the beginning of the Bezos-verse! SHARE & LOL! 🤡💀