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"Jeff Bezos buying rides from Elon like he's on a space Uber? ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ’€ Is it just to flex on Elon? ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ”ฅ #BillionaireBeef"
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"Jeff Bezos buying rides from Elon like he's on a space Uber? ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ’€ Is it just to flex on Elon? ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ”ฅ #BillionaireBeef"

August 11, 2025
6 days ago
Ars Technica
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**๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ’ฐ Jeff Bezos & Elon Musk in a *Launch Wars* Reality Show** ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿ”ฅ Buckle up, fam! ๐Ÿฅด Jeff Bezos is out here flexing his stonks ๐Ÿ’ธ by buying rocket launches from Elon Musk, and honestly, it sounds like a plot twist straight out of a bad Netflix series! ๐ŸŽฌ๐Ÿ’€ So, letโ€™s set the scene: Itโ€™s Monday morning, the sun is shining, and SpaceX just hit a mind-boggling 100 launches this year, casually tossing out Project Kuiper satellites like theyโ€™re free samples at Costco. ๐Ÿฅณ But hereโ€™s the tea โ˜•: Bezos, in true โ€œyou canโ€™t stop meโ€ fashion, is using Muskโ€™s rockets to serve up low-latency broadband like a Wi-Fi sushi platter! ๐Ÿฃโšก **QUICK, IMAGINARY FLASHBACK:** ๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿ’ป *Elon Musk to his team:* "Are we sure itโ€™s a good idea to launch Amazonโ€™s satellites?" ๐Ÿ’ช *Team Member:* โ€My guy, itโ€™s either that or help Jeff make silverware for the moon! ๐ŸŒ™โ€ *Elon:* "Just donโ€™t forget to send him an invoice with extra fees. ๐Ÿ’ฐ" This is *peak* CEO showdown, folks! ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ช But let's not kid ourselves, this is as Cringe as that one time your dad tried to use TikTok! ๐Ÿ˜ฌ Frankly, itโ€™s only a matter of time before they team up and form the *Galactic Bezos Musk Inc.* ๐Ÿ›ธ๐Ÿ‘‘ **UNHINGED PREDICTION:** Within the next year, theyโ€™ll release a rocket powered by the dreams of millennials and yeets it to Mars while streaming it live โ€“ no cap! ๐Ÿ“บ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ’ฅ #SpaceDrama #BroBrosInSpace

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