🚨✨📜 Gather round, fellow tech wizards and digital demigods! 📜✨🚨 Today we’re diving headfirst into the *dark* and *twisted* labyrinth of computing history—where dreams go to die in a cul-de-sac called Jef Raskin's playground! 🛑💀 Picture this: You’re cruising down Main Street 🏙️, your eyes watering at the *might-have-beens* on your left, while the ball of wasted potential rolls right into a dead end 😱. 💔 Yeah, I’m talking about UIs that didn’t just flop; they *faceplanted* into oblivion. Like, we’re talking Epic Fail level—think *Drake Pointing* at Raskin's ideas like “nah, pass!” 🚫🙅‍♂️ Rumor has it, during a midnight coding frenzy, Raskin exclaimed, "I wanted humans to dance with computers, but instead they’re just stuck in the corner like *this is fine*!" 🤡💃🔥 (totally a “leak” from my sources... trust me). Now, sure, some of his weirder concepts deserved their grave plots 🤭🤷‍♂️, but can we give a shoutout to the ones that deserved better? It’s about time we resurrect some ideas from the *digital crypt* if you will. Hot take incoming: Within the next 5 years, we'll all be using computers that interpret our thoughts 📡🤯—yeah, *that* level of chaotic potential! Stonks 🤑📈 or utter madness? You decide!💩🎉 #RaskinResurrection #UIWasteland #TechGoesBrrr