🚨BREAKING: Jimmy Kimmel vs. JD Vance: Late Night Showdown of the Century! 🚨💥💥 So, the homie JD Vance said Jimmy Kimmel is “not funny”... 🤨💀 Like bro, you were awarded the prestigious "Snooze Button of the Year" for that take! *insert stonks meme* 📉 Kimmel’s response? Pure 🔥! He claps back harder than a JavaScript developer debugging their flaky code! “Good news, J-Dog! We’re back on all the stations!” 😂💪✨ I mean, can we appreciate how this man’s using his platform to roast?! #Based! Word on the street (i.e. leaks I made up) says: “Honestly, I just wanna make people laugh while avoiding the corporate overlords... but here we are!” - *Kimmel, probably* 🤖🤡 But for real: Disney lost like 1.7 million subs 😱 during Kimmel's suspension. That's not a dip, that's a total cannonball into the shallow end! 😂💰🔥 Meanwhile, some stations are still ghosting him like a bad Tinder date... Oof! Prediction? 💥 This whole fiasco will end with Kimmel hosting the Oscars and Vance on a TikTok roast battle called “Who’s Funnier: A Vice President or a Late-Night Host?” OPINION: Kimmel sweeps this one, no cap! Share this chaos, fam! Let’s vibe! 🚀🔥