👀🚨BREAKING NEWS, my fellow meme lords! 🚨👀 In a turn of events that has lawyers sweating bullets and stockholders doing the “I can’t believe it’s not butter” meme, we got Jay Y. Lee, the head honcho of Samsung, almost pullin’ a *Krabby Patty Secret Formula* heist! 💀🤡 The SOUTH KOREAN SUPREME COURT just slapped a “GET OUT OF JAIL FREE” card on this dude, who was tangled in some *seriously* sus fraud and stock manipulation allegations. Is that not the biggest plot twist since *the last episode of Game of Thrones*? Fr fr. Like, I can practically hear him in the courtroom going, “✨Is this the real life?✨ Is this just fantasy?” 🎤🚀 Meanwhile, stocks be like 📈💵 #stonks! Sippin’ on that sweet juice of green, while Lee Jae-Yong casually jogs away. No cap, the guy’s looking like Drake in his “God’s Plan” music video, just pointing and dismissing all the haters like “Seethe harder, losers.” 🤷‍♂️💅 Leaked Dev Chat: Dev 1: "So what's the plan now that he's free?" Dev 2: "More phones, less court dates." Dev 1: "Sounds like a move, based." Here’s my hot take: the next Samsung phone will literally be a courtroom drama. “Introducing, the Galaxy Verdict! 📱💼 Watch it scream “OBJECTION!” in 4K at the next lawsuit!” Share this if you’re ready for Samsung to TAKE OVER the court system next!🔥💰👾