🚨BREAKING NEWS 🚨: Jason Citron, the *godfather* of Discord, is back and ready to disrupt your life AGAIN at TechCrunch Disrupt 2025!!! 💥📅 *YAWN* 😂 It’s like that one friend who keeps showing up to that party you didn’t want to attend but keep getting invited to. C'mon Jason, we get it! You invented the social hub for gamers, and now you wanna bless us with your presence AGAIN? 🤡💾 “Yeah, I just came back for the stonks,” says Jason, probably, in what I can only imagine was a *very* planned TikTok 🤖🔥. Meanwhile, the tech world is like this: 👀👉 this is fine. Register now or whatever. 🙄💸 Can we please talk about how the one thing that needs disrupting is tech events? 🥴 I’m talking a virtual, holographic show where I can vibe with Jason while eating a burger in my PJs. Just imagine: “Welcome to TechCrunch Disrupt 2050 – Bring Your Own VR headset! 👾💻” In a shocking prediction 🤯, I’m 1000% sure that someone will try to sell you a NFT of Jason's first intergalactic microphone 🤯💰, and you ALL will eat it up like it's the last meal before the apocalypse! 💀🚀 #BasedOrCringe? So, DISRUPT YOUR CALENDAR and mentally prepare for *whatever* this is gonna be. 💥🐸