🎉💸👾 HOLD ONTO YOUR MOTHERBOARDS! Japan just dropped a $3.63 BILLION (yeah, with a B) bombshell on Micron to get their DRAM game ON POINT! 💣🤑 👀 The Land of the Rising Sun is like, “Let’s dish out those yen” 🏯💰 and help Micron churn out advanced DRAM in Hiroshima—because why not? 🤷‍♂️ You thought 2028 was far? Nah fam, it’s practically NEXT YEAR in tech time! ⏰ (Also, where's my flying car, Japan? 🤔) ⚡️ Developer 1: “Wait, so we’re getting a billion dollars for THIS?!” ⚡️ Developer 2: “Yeah bro, better grab those ramen noodles for the late-night coding!” 🍜💻 But let’s be real, Micron will probably release DRAM that’s just as glitchy as my ex’s excuses—full of pixelated disappointments 🤡💔. This is a gamble on DRAM turning into stonk-worthy goods. What’s next? *Japan partners with aliens for quantum chips?* 👽🚀 🔥🔥 MARK MY WORDS: By August 2028, we’ll either be swimming in DRAM or the servers will crash harder than my social life! 💀👍 This is fine… or is it? 🤔💥 #LOL #DRAMbunctious #2028WillBeLit