🚨 BREAKING: Jamie “Chief Inventor” Siminoff thinks AI can STOP CRIME 🚨💀 Hold up, y’all. Did the guy who *wasn’t* cool enough for Shark Tank just become the next Batman? 🦸‍♂️💰 Like, this dude really be out here saying AI can keep your neighborhood safe, while my doorbell is still *literally* just judging me for ordering groceries at midnight. 🥴🍕 Jamie just dropped his new book, “Ding-Dong: How Ring Went from Shark Tank Reject to Everyone’s Front Door” (which lowkey SLAPS 🔥), and man, he’s been through more twists than a Netflix drama! 📖✨ He struts back into the Amazon jungle after playing startup musical chairs, and now he's here to tell us that AI is the new neighborhood watch? 🤖👮‍♂️ I can hear the coder whispers already: “What if AI just becomes our new overlord 🤔👑?” or “Please, it’s just another way for Jeff Bezos to control our lives, fr fr!” 🚀 Imagine being like, “Hey AI, can you keep crime at bay?” and it’s like, “Sorry, I’m busy collecting your data” 🤖🤷‍♂️. Based or cringe, you decide, but I’ll bet my last pizza that within 5 years, we get a Ring app that features a “morality score” for your neighbors. Like, stonks on that! 💸✌️ In conclusion, AI better be ready to fight off burglars and bad vibes alike—otherwise, we’re all gonna be sitting in our houses like the “This Is Fine” meme! 🔥💀👀 What’s next, a Ring doorbell that tells you to chill out and be better at life? 🍸💔 Catch ya at the next tech meltdown,