🚨🤡 SAY IT AIN'T SO! Tech Edition: JAMES TALARICO ON THE RUN! 💰🚀 So, grab your popcorn 🍿 and a Mountain Dew because the Texas drama is getting spicier than a jalapeño on a flaming hot Cheeto! 🌶️🔥 Our boy James Talarico is out here playing hide-and-seek like he’s in an overhyped episode of “Do You Know Where Your Representatives Are?” 🏃💨 Dude’s chilling in Illinois, probably sipping iced coffee and plotting like he’s part of some underground resistance 👀🚨. WIRED got the scoop, but lemme break it down like Drake pointing at a “No Redistricting” meme. 🥴💔 He’s hiding from the GOP’s redistricting plan that’s so wild it makes *Netflix’s* next season of “Stranger Things” look like a family picnic. 😵‍💫💔 Imagine a Zoom meeting that could've been an email, but instead it’s just Talarico sending “Let’s Stop the Republicans from Making Texas EVEN MORE Cringe” memes to his colleagues. 😂💀 ☠️🤖 Leaked developer quotes say: “We’re in the bunker, fortifying our memes. Not sure if we’re lawmakers or just a bunch of TikTokers vibing.” Hot take: By 2025, Talarico’s escapades will be added to the *Call of Duty* roster. You heard it here first. 💥 #Stonks #ThisIsFine