🚨BREAKING: Food delivery just leveled UP! 🚀💰 You thought Uber Eats was the only player in the game? Nah fam, meet Jahez, the Riyadh-based culinary courier taking a giant *stonk* leap by snatching 76.56% of Qatari e-commerce platform Snoonu for a cool $245M—yes, you read that right, they’re using cash AND stock! Ain't that spicy? 🌶️ Imagine Jahez is like Drake, pointing at Snoonu like, “I want that!” while Snoonu is basically like, “I’m the main character now, guys!” 🎭💀 Yassmin Jabri from Bloomberg is out here reporting, but you know 99% of the people involved are just vibing with takeout, pretending to care while munching on shawarma. 😂 “Leaked Developer Quote” from someone probably not even associated: “Can’t wait to deliver pizza in Doha like it’s a FIFA World Cup match!” 🌍🏆 But for real, this is a major flex in the food delivery arena. This just feels like the plot twist nobody needed! 🤡🔥 Hot take: Next step? Jahez delivers *LIFE* 🍕🤖. Just wait until they start sending you a side of therapy with your falafel… I mean, mental health stonks are about to hit the roof, fr fr! Keep your eyes peeled, folks! 👀💥