🚨💔🚘 JAGUAR LAND ROVER GETTING HACKED LIKE IT’S 2016... AGAIN! 🤖💀 So listen up, fam! 🤩 You know you're living in a sitcom when your high-end car company gets body-slammed by a CYBER ATTACK that makes them lose £5M in daily profits! 🥴 Like, what do they have? A Windows 95 PC running on dial-up? No cap, this is a *massive* L! 😬🔥 #ThisIsFine According to our *very reliable* source—totally legit, I swear—one disgruntled dev said, "We let Furbies hack our stuff to see if they could take my job... and now we’re in this mess." 📉 *STONKS DOWN* 🚫📈 Time to pivot to making Furbies for the UK market instead? 30,000 cars delayed? Yikes! That’s like ordering a pizza and being told it'll arrive when Elon Musk has conquered Mars! 🚀🍕 Drake’s pointing meme is coming in HOT because nobody wants a car that’s **waiting** to be manufactured like it’s in time-out! 😂 But hold up—what’s next?! Jaguar Land Rover on TikTok, dancing their way back into production? 🤡 Can you imagine? "Oh, we lost £5M, but hey, look at this sick dance!" **UNHINGED PREDICTION:** In 2 years, they'll be making electric skateboards because some hacker will definitely hack JLR to steal their *secrets*. ✌️🛹 #Based 🚀 Let's goooo!!!