🚨🚴‍♂️🚦BREAKING NEWS: Jackrabbit MG Doble - The Biker's Dream & the Law's Nightmare! 💥🍭 Listen up, fam! Meet the Jackrabbit MG Doble! This bad boy is basically a Schwinn Stingray on *serious* steroids – like, “send it to the moon” level! 🚀🔴 But hold up, hold up! Before you breeze into the sunset like you just robbed the candy store, remember: *NOT* bike path legal. 🤡 With a 52-pound frame that screams, "I WILL END YOU!" 🤖💀, this monster is perfect for backyard shenanigans. My dude Brian was whipping around like he was auditioning for Fast & Furious 27: Backyard Drift, cackling like a madman. 😂 Not even Vin Diesel’s got moves like that. But here’s the tea 🍵: if you thought you could roll through the park and go full “I’m the captain now,” think again. 🚫👮‍♂️ Cop vibes gonna ruin your vibes, no cap! So what’s the verdict? 7/10 – because we all love a good joyride, but if the law’s breathing down your neck, it's a little cringe. 🤷‍♂️ 💡🔥 HOT TAKE: In five years, Jackrabbit will drop the "not legal" part and inspire a new sport: "Tensor Bike Racing” - think Mario Kart but with actual cops on your tail! 🏎️💨 Who's in? 🤪💰 Share if you’re ready to laugh in the face of legality!