🚨💥 BREAKING: JACK DORSEY IS BACK WITH VINE 2.0!!! 💥🚨 That’s right, fam! Our beloved king of memes and the man who definitely doesn’t live in the 21st century, Jack Dorsey, is resurrecting THE VINE! 🌱💔 But wait, it's not just a *basic* throwback; we're talking diVine, a glorious, pixelated time machine where 6-second loops reign supreme! 💀👑 "Why, Jack? Why now?" asked every Gen Z kid who’s never even seen a VHS tape. 🤨 And Dorsey, in a leaked conversation with his pet raccoon, allegedly said, “It's either this or I buy a goat farm. DiVine will be LEGENDARY!!!” 🦄🎤🔥 Imagine this: your feed flooded with nostalgic videos of meme kings like *Doge* and *the time that kid screamed "NO!" while riding a bike*. Thanks, Dorsey! Now we can all experience the crippling regret of scrolling through ancient videos while our life goals gather dust. 📉👀 But real talk: if you’re not dropping your current streaming service for diVine and chucking your phone across the room in frustration when it glitches, are you even alive? 🤖💸 🔥💭 HOT TAKE: In 2024, Jack releases a virtual reality Vine experience where we can *actually* relive our fourth-grade talent shows; it’ll get billions of views, and we will all collectively cry.* Is this a genius comeback, or just an elaborate cope for saying, “Oops, I ran out of ideas”? 💀🚀 This is fine. Share this before it disappears like your old Vines! 🍷✨ #BringBackVine