🎉🚨 HOLD ONTO YOUR KEYBOARDS, FOLKS! 🛑💻 The CISA is here to drop the hottest malware mixtape of 2025! 📅🥵 That’s right, the combo of Ivanti EPMM CVE-2025-4427 and CVE-2025-4428 is about to take your cybersecurity game from “this is fine” 🐶🔥 to “we're living in a simulation!" 🚀🤖 So here’s the tea: a nameless organization (definitely not your local coffee shop, I swear) saw two malware strains roll into their systems like they were the new kids on the block! We’re talking loaders for malicious listeners that let hackers run whatever code they want on the server! 😱💾 🤡 In the words of an imaginary dev we totally just made up: “Bro, I thought we were just securing endpoints, not turning them into a 24/7 hacker rave!” 🎉 Let’s be real, Ivanti’s security is out here like Drake in the “Hotline Bling” vid, looking cute but still getting played! 😂💔 Stonks? More like🪙 ⛔ And just to wrap this meme-splosion up: By 2026, every cybercriminal will be jerking off to the thought of exploiting Ivanti’s code. 🤑🔥 Bet! Don't forget to share this viral madness before the cyber apocalypse hits! 💣🔥