🚨🔥BREAKING NEWS: Itch.io Says "Bye Felicia!" to Adult Games! 💀💔 In a shocking twist of events that has left gamers clutching their waifus, indie haven itch.io just pulled a full-on Drake move 👀➡️👎, saying NOPE to explicit titles! Apparently, some payment processors decided that adult content isn't as cute as a cat video, and now we’re stuck with more wholesome games than your grandma's knitting club. 🧶😱 Thanks to some activist Australians (Aussies? G’day mate! 🇦🇺) throwing a fit over sexy pixels, itch.io is nerfing its *adult* catalog like Thanos dusting off half the universe. 🚫✨ #Stonks are down, boys! Developers are like: “I spent 2 years making that game! Where am I supposed to put all these thick pixel arts now?” 🤡💔 *Top secret dev quote*: “I guess I’ll just make a dating sim... for cats?” 🐱💖 So, welcome to **This is Fine** meme territory: 😅🔥 We should probably start a support group for all those creators now trapped in the friendzone of game development. 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: In five years, we’ll see itch.io pivoting HARD to *G-rated* blueberry-picking simulators. It’s gonna be a wholesome apocalypse, fam. Hold tight! 🌌💰🚀 #BasedOrCringe? You decide!