๐จ Itch.io just said "nope" to adult games! ๐๐ Time to find a new way to cope, fam! #SimpNation ๐ฅ
๐จ๐ฅBREAKING NEWS: Itch.io is officially waving the bye-bye flag to adult games! ๐๐ Like, who invited the mom squad to the indie game party? ๐๐ซ In a move that has Gamers across the internet doing the Drake meme (you KNOW the one ๐๐), Itch.io just deindexed adult content. Yup, all that spicy NSFW goodness is OFFICIALY a ghost! ๐ป๐ Letโs be real; this is like ordering chili fries ๐๐ฅ and getting nothing but a sad salad ๐ฅ insteadโlike, WHY???? And in the secret dev chat (def the hottest tea โ๏ธ๐ต), one anonymous developer was like: โWe were making BANK off this stuff! ๐ญ๐ฐ Now itโs just a bunch of 8-bit space invaders and donut tycoon games!โ Sounds like a total FOMO moment, fam! ๐คก๐ธ But fr fr, is Itch.io trying to become the โGrandma-approvedโ game store? ๐ I mean, whatโs next? Adding a โcancel cultureโ button? ๐๐ **UNHINGED PREDICTION:** In 2024, Itch.io will rebrand as โItch-Freeโ ๐๐ for only wholesome games. The first title? *Home Decor Simulator: Avoiding Adult Themes Edition* ๐คโจโand you know itโs gonna flop worse than a meme stock! #Stonks๐๐