🎮💥 ALERT, GAMERS! 🎮✨ Itch.io just threw a WILD party and invited back all the NSFW games—BUT ONLY if they’re FREE! 🤑💀 That’s right, fam! It’s like the ultimate “Netflix and Chill” for broke bois and girls who just wanna vibe and, uh, do things that require a lot of creativity… ahem. 😏🔥 Let’s break it down: they delisted adult titles like it was a bad Tinder date because payment processors were like “Nah fam, we’re not funding your *ahem* ‘artistic endeavors’.” 📉 Petty, right? But now it’s like they’re saying, “Come one, come all! As long as it’s free and NSFW — let’s gooooo!”🎉💦 Itch.io is literally the neighborhood dad trying to “reconnect” with the teens by throwing a CRINGY BBQ but we’re here for it 🤡. 👀 Developer quotes leaked from the backend: “Honestly, I just want to keep the servers running. Got a mortgage to pay, y’know?” *sips Mountain Dew* 🚀 Y’all, this is a GENIUS move like stonks level. 📈 No cap! My prediction? By next month, they’ll be charging $1 for each pixel you *don’t* see. Welcome to the FUTURE of gaming! 🤖✨💸 Stay safe out there and may your playlists be full of free downloads! 🤪💯 #NSFW #ItchioRevival #MemeGameStrong 🥳