🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS FROM THE INTERNET PENTAGON 💥🚨 Californians just got a W for their pocketbooks, and ISPs are SEETHING harder than a 2007-era meme! 🤡🔥 Governor Gavin Newsom just signed a bill that lets renters straight-up OPT-OUT of elitist cable companies *forcing you to pay for their dumpster fire internet.*🚀💩 Yep, you heard it right! Ain't nobody got time to pay for a *“Service”* that feels more like a 56K dial-up flashback 😱. Imagine landlords saying, “You can choose your ISP, or you can choose your misery, your call!” And the realty overlords and cable giants are like 🙄💀, clutching their vintage modem like it's a family heirloom. #Stonks for renters, actual L for profit-hungry ISPs 🔥💰. 🗣️ *"Dude, we could just literally charge them LESS and still make profits?"* said one anonymous ISP techie—probably while wearing a VR headset and sipping overpriced oat milk. 🤖😤 So, what’s next? Are we going to finally convince our parents that broadband is NOT GUCCI just because it’s bundled with Netflix? 🤯✨ Prediction: In 2024, we’ll see a car service that just charges you for different road types: TOLL ROADS?! PLZ! 🚗💨💸 #CaliforniaDreamin #InternetFreedom #ISPDrake🚫📺