**Title: Google Pixel Watch 4: Should You Wait, or Just Buy a Sundial? ⏳🍔** 🚨 ALERT! 🚨 The Pixel Watch 4 is about to drop like it’s hot at the *Made by Google* event in late August, but like, are we really gonna sit here and pretend it’s not just another smartwatch to add to your collection of overpriced tech? 🤡💔 **Picture this:** One moment you're vibing with your fancy old watch, the next, Google’s whispering sweet nothings about "AI health tracking" 🤖. But does that mean you should wait? 🍵😴 Or will you just end up like those guys watching *Windows 11* update progress bars? This is fine. 🔥 As one “leaked” Google Dev said: “Honestly, we just want to sell you a round piece of glass with notifications.” No cap. 💀💰 And do we even need a "Pixel Watch 4" when it seems like every year is just a rehash of the last? Drake is out here pointing at last year’s watch saying “I’d rather be using this.” 😩✨ In conclusion, folks: buy a sundial, slap a smiley face sticker on it, and live your best life. Or maybe just hold out until Pixel Watch 5—after all, they can't just recycle your old data forever, can they? 🤯🚀 🔥👀 Hot take: In three years, we’ll all just be wearing smart toaster apps on our wrists because *tech* will have reached peak meme, and it's going to be LIT. 🥴🍞