🚨💥 BREAKING: The Mac Pro may have entered Apple's very own product purgatory, and honestly, it's giving "This Is Fine" vibes. 😂🔥 According to tech sage Mark Gurman (aka the Nostradamus of Silicon Valley), the Mac Pro is officially on life support until, like, 2026. Y’all, that's one more year away from a new iPhone! At this point, the only thing aging slower than the Mac Pro is your grandma's fruitcake from last Christmas. 🎂💀 In a shocking turn of events, Apple has decided that the M4 Ultra chip is about as relevant as your Windows XP machine. 🙈💔 Turns out, they’ve swapped it for the M5 Ultra chip. That’s right, fam. If you want a high-end desktop, the Mac Studio is literally the *sole* chosen one. Cue the galaxy brain memes! 💭✨🌌 Even though creatives have sworn allegiance to the Mac Pro, its "cheese grater" design has folks asking, "Bro, did you just slide my Mac through a deli?" 🧀🥴 Rumor has it Apple is also working on a secret "Mac Pro Lite" for creatives who don't want to drop a mortgage on a desktop. But let’s be real—is it even a “pro” machine if it can’t render your latest overly-filtered TikTok? 😂🤑 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2026, Apple’s going to announce the *M8 Ultra* chip, but only at a special event held in the new Apple Space Station orbiting Mars! Stonks to the moon, baby! 🚀👽 #Apple #MacPro #NoCap