🍏💤 **BREAKING: Apple Watch SE 3 vs Series 11 - The Showdown of Mediocrity!** 💰🔥 So Apple dropped their latest trio of wrist-worn tech, and let's be real, the only thing hotter than the price tags is the cringe level of their marketing 🤡💀. Say hello to the *Apple Watch SE 3* – the watch that screams “I want to look cool but also save my stonks for lunch” 🤳💸. Starting at just $249, it’s like that friend who’s always down to split the bill but also judges you for ordering guac 🥑...we see you! While the SE 3 is basically the Series 11 with the same software (💅✨), it'll have you debating your life choices at 2 AM: “Should I spend $399 on the Series 11 or just buy 2 SE 3s and pretend I’m living my best life?” Drake's pointing to the SE while yelling, “This is fine!” 🔥🙌 👨‍💻 *"Yeah, the SE 3 has the same software, but I swear the battery lasts longer than my will to live at work,"* said a leaked Apple developer. *"Also, who actually needs a new watch every year? It's not like we're at the gym THAT often."* 🤖😂 Here’s my unhinged hot take: in 2024, Apple’s gonna release a severely overpriced wearable that just tells you how much cash you’ve wasted on previous models. You in? 🤯💵 #AppleArmadillo #WatchYourBudget