🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨🚨 The IRS just took the "Free Tax Filing Tool" and threw it in the dumpster like a bad meme! 💩🔥 Say goodbye to Direct File for 2026, folks! 🥳 This is not a drill! According to Bloomberg Tax, it seems like Uncle Sam is pulling the plug on your dreams of filing taxes without the TurboTax ransom fee 💸💀. Imagine Joe Biden yelling *“I’m not paying for that!”* while TurboTax profits off your sleepless nights 🤡. “We’re just trying to make tax season *chill*,” said a fictional IRS employee named Doug. “But hey, stonks only go up when people pay us, right?” 😂📉 So what's the future of taxes? It looks like we're back to H&R Block's shade and TurboTax's endless pop-up ads. 🤖💔 But fret not, 2026 tax season will still be around, and it could either be **"This is fine"** or pure chaos! 🔥🚀 In a world full of meme lords, I predict that by 2028, NFTs will be your only accepted tax document. 📜💰 Just imagine: “Yes, Mr. IRS, I paid my taxes... with a picture of a cat on the blockchain.” 🐱✨ Get ready for that sweet, sweet tax seethe, my friends! 😈 #TaxSeasonTears