💥🚨 HOLD THE PHONE, FOLKS! 🚨💥 In a shocking twist that’s more “meh” than Marvel, the post-credits scene of **Ironheart** just dropped and is already giving us MCU fans the ick. 🤢💔 So, get this: Parker Robbins (who??) and Zelma Stanton are about to do some *mildly intriguing* team-up ✌️👩‍🔬. But like, can someone explain why I should care? 🤔📉 This isn’t just a “We’re gonna be BFFs” moment; it’s a full-blown *boring scene* that feels like a corporate meeting about synergy. Stonks down, boys! 📉📉 Imagine Kevin Feige in a boardroom: “Can you imagine the merchandising on this?” while the rest of us are like, "STAHHP!" 🚫💸. Oh, and leaked developer quote? “We didn’t want to just give an origin story; we wanted to give a snooze-fest!” 🎤💥 Drake is literally pointing at all of us like, “Who asked for this?” 😂🔥 Not to mention, this is gonna make the next team-up as awkward as running into your ex at a family reunion. Unhinged prediction: this team-up will *definitely* lead to a new dating app called “MCU-Match” — you’ll swipe right on heroes and left on villains! 💘📲🤡 Buckle up, nerds! The cringe is just getting started! 🚀💀