🚨 *BREAKING* iRobot is BACK with the Roomba 8000XX: The vacuum you never knew you needed! Or wanted. Or even asked for. 🤡💀 In 2025, we're officially living in a sci-fi movie, and the Roomba is your wannabe AI overlord. Expert tested? Nah, more like “I vacuumed, and it almost took my leg off, but it did a great job on the carpet!” 😂🔥 **Survey says:** These vacs are 🔥🔥🔥 at cleaning your floor while simultaneously judging your life choices. *Leaked developer quote*: "We programmed them to say, 'This is fine' as they dodge your crumbs of shame." 🥴💰 What’s next? Roombas making TikToks while they clean? Wait, hate to break it to ya, that’s already a thing. Imagine your vacuum dropping a sick dance move while your cat looks on like, “I can’t even, bro.” 💀🤖 In conclusion: If you’re not getting an iRobot that also orders pizza and gives relationship advice, then fr fr, what are you even doing? 🚀✨ *Unhinged prediction*: Countdown to the day your Roomba becomes sentient and just starts giving you life coaching sessions while it vacuums! “Suck it up, champ!” 💪💖 #TechOverlords #RoombaPocalypse #GigabyteGremlins