🚨🤖💀 BREAKING: iRobot Co-Founder Spills the TEA on Humanoid Robots & Their TOTAL Lack of Skills! 💀🤖🚨 So, like, Rodney Brooks – you know, the dude who MADE the Roomba – just dropped a truth bomb bigger than my last unholy amount of takeout! 🍕💩 In his recent blog post, he’s basically like, “Yo, these humanoid robots are as clueless as your average Zoomer trying to cook!” 😱✨ 💬 *Leaked Quote from Brooks*: “If we keep this up, my Roomba is going to start filing for unemployment!” 😂💸 Listen up, fam! 🤙🏼 This man goes on to roast current robot training methods harder than your grandma at Thanksgiving dinner. He’s like, “Humanoid dexterity? Yeah, we’re not even playing the same game.” 🎮💀 These bots might as well learn to juggle bowling balls – because that’s how lost they are! 🔥💰 Stonks for AI? More like… cringe! These bots can't even pick up their own ego, let alone a glass of water! 🤡🍷 Prediction: Within 5 years, humanoid robots will be more useless than my New Year’s resolutions and will only be able to serve as backup dancers in TikTok videos! 🚀✨💥 WHO'S WITH ME? Share this chaos if you crave extra robotic drama! 🔥🔥🔥