🚨💀 Hold onto your credentials, fam! Delinea just dropped their latest cringe-fest with Iris AI, the self-proclaimed "savior" of your passwords from the darkest depths of shadow AI! 🕵️‍♂️✨ Y’all ever see that dog in the fire saying “this is fine”? That’s literally every company without real cybersecurity 😂🔥! But no cap, Delinea’s bringing the chaos with "rigorous internal detection" because who needs identity security when you can have an AI that *pretends* to care about your credentials? 🤖💰 💬 *Developer Quote*: "Honestly, we just wanted to sound cooler than our mom's voice when she says 'be safe online,' so...here's Iris!" This tech is about as essential as that one dude at the party who insists on showing you his TikTok dance moves. Like, I get it, you're woke on cybersecurity, but does it really make it safer? 🤔💀 But wait, there’s more! 🚀💥 Picture this: big tech companies going down in flames and finding out Iris AI was just a glorified rubber band!!! 🏦🔫 (No, for real, that’s my hot take.) Share this epic reveal before your credentials end up on the dark web, fam! 🤡💾 #Stonks #Cringe #CyberMadness