🌐🚨 BREAKING: Iran hits the "OFF" button on the internet like it’s 2005 and nobody told them it's a digital world now! 🥴👇 So, apparently, the Iranian government is like 👀 "You guys are getting hacked too much, lemme just yeet the whole internet." 🤡💀 Yeah, sure. Because nothing says “cybersecurity” like throwing a blanket over the whole digital realm! This is NOT the 2000s anymore, fam! 🤦‍♂️🔥 Bank Sepah and crypto swapper Nobite got a taste of the hack life, and what did Iran respond with? A nationwide timeout! You know what that screams? "This is fine" dog meme! 🐶🔥 But fr fr, peep this — we could be living in the future of the metaverse and instead, they’re stuck buffering in a Black Mirror episode! 📉 Leaked quote from an unnamed Iranian dev: “We thought about deploying firewalls, but then we remembered we have a Waffle House menu instead.” 🍽️🤣 And here’s the spicy prediction: brace yourselves, because if this keeps up, the ONLY thing left online will be TikTok… but only the cringe videos from your aunt! 💩🚀 #ShutDownAndChill #Stonks 🚀🎉