🚨🎉 GUYS, APPLE JUST GAVE US STORAGE! 🌟💾 🎤 Picture this: Tim Cook on stage, straight up *yelling* at us, “You NEED 256GB!” like it’s free pizza at a hacker meetup 🍕💻 – and for the first time since *the Jurassic Era* (aka iPhone 13), all new iPhones kick off at 256GB. 🤳💣 Remember when 128GB felt like a 💩 tier? "Oh, I can save one more TikTok video before time runs out!" 😱 No cap, that was cringe. But now, upwards of 256GB means MORE SPACE for pics of your cat doing cute stuff and NERD gaming screenshots. 🎮🐱 Imagine the *lame* excuse: "Sorry, I can't send you that video—my iPhone is full." Bro, just upgrade your life! 🚀🤖 Leaked convo between devs: 🧑‍💻 Developer 1: “How do we get more peeps on the iPhone train, chief?” 🧑‍💻 Developer 2: “Free storage! Also, tell them to stop using Facebook!” (*Both laugh like evil geniuses with *galaxy brain* ideas*) 💥💰 🔥🔥 So here’s the hot take: Apple’s gonna drop the next iPhone with 1TB as the NEW BASE in 2025, just to flex on us! You heard it here first! 💯💀 #STONKS 🚀🔥